I saw 155 patients this month, in 21 shifts.
Shifts averaged about 11 hours, so 11 x 21 = 231 hours, give or take, in the department.
That's 0.67 patients per hour.
Slow things are beautiful, too. Turtles, for example. Gorgeous shells. No one complains about how slow the turtles are. They still manage to do everything they need to, right?